Penis Envy -- NOT

Last night's dream was not an unfamiliar one... there's always someone in there having a baby... a newborn... and for some reason that baby always turns into something freaky or else I dream I squish it or drop it or something... that's gross, I know, but hey, in dream talk that baby is a part of me that wants to be born and I don't like it, so it gets squashed.

So I dreamed my cousin had a baby -- and it turned into a penis. A white penis. I kept trying to not freak out (in the dream), but I did anyway and woke up.

Hm.